This is done by both elbows at the same time, and follows with the knees a second later.
Example: The tomboyish girl decided to scunch across the living room carpet floor, thus obtaining rug burns on both her knees and elbows. Something that seems unbelievably fun, but in the end winds up as a cruel, bitter letdown upon arrival.
Example: Many scientists turn into scipols because they are politically beholden to those who provide their funding. It was created by my eldest son 8 years ago, and is used daily by all 5 members of our immediate family. Scorpies also tend to assault people for absolutely no apparant reason, eat explosives, and are immortal. Example: Next thing I knew, the scorpy snatched my lunch box from my hands and ate my lunch. Example: My geology teacher last semester was a real scoyner, he showed us a picture of him collecting rock samples on his honeymoon. Usually occurs when all of a sudden you become painfully aware that you are humiliated by something you have said or done. Howzabout we go out in the non-virtual world for a burger or something? often done on the heads of people in fandom or furry communities. By the time he was done I was melted into a little puddle on the floor.
to drag your fingernails across someone's skin (usually their face) in an effort to inflict pain and at least leave thick pink weals. Example: Sarah had a screamer last night when she remembered falling down flat on her face at the club, right in front of a some cute guys she knew. A word used to mean messed up, distorted, beat up, or otherwise changed negativly. Matt, give that back now or Joel's gonna screw-ching you. A really long web page that goes on forever and requires a lot of scrolling to get downto the bottom and back up to the top. Truly have no idea how to play the game but think they do (b. Use cheap and annoying tactics/play styles constantly.
Example: My tee shot was going to make it over the pond until my opponent sarcasticursed me, It's going to make it! To create a sarcastic person by imposing your sarcasm on that person so much. A delivery driver who recognizes a particular customer address which is known to give a good tip (gratuity) to the delivery driver, and steals that delivery run from the driver to whom it belongs. One who steals runs just so he will have more deliveries (thus, more money at the end of the night). to steal delivery runs Scarfing: The act of stealing runs Scarfer: One who scarfs. A: Oh, don't worry about her, she's just a scenewhore.
Putting a curse on someone by sarcastically complimenting them.
A person who excels in either uncleanliness, laziness, or some other form of repulsive behavior.
Example: The composition of hip-hop music is a prime example of sampledelia 1. Referring to people who believe they are better than everyone else. Example: Sancho over there has been screening guests since he got here. Example: The Mexican Scandocious Party began with gold tequila, orange and cinnamon body shots and ended with rampant rounds of spin-the-bottle and streaking through the park. To look shabbily or to do a shabby job on something.
An insult for when someone does something stupid or dumb. Can be used in many situations where someone is or should be humiliated or embarrassed by what she did. Anything that has to to with repurposing data, recontextualizing something for a completely different purpose. Example: After a brief observation, Karl discreetly brings to Anthony's attention that the party is supporting a major sausage overload. When something is so ultra-scandalous it causes you to exclaim it in a gnarly 80s Valley Girl accent; often used in context of theme party name or directly following the words Sooo or Oooh. Example: Bobbi soon found out that she had been schlockjobbed the moment she began talking to the alien-like human resources person.
It was gravity and your own stupidity that caused it. They can, but are not limited to, being salt if they really suck, or by flat out being a dork (which results in that dorkiness reflecting on you in an unfavorable manner), or they can be tactless and say something stupid that offends the object, or they can perhaps be a friend of a friend of a girlfriend--which could obviously be detrimental to the game in play. After she is gone you can point to him, shake your head, and say, Salt, thereby referring to his salty behavior and calling him salt. (See also: crombie, nik, vah.) Example: Cripes, left my sappa at home. Ryan ([email protected]) says it refers to a someone who is making a rude, hurtful, and sacastic comment. (From the Washington Post Style Invitational, 1999) Example: There's usually a significant sarchasm between George Orwell and the high school senior assigned to read _Animal Farm_. Example: The model, with a pronounced smile, held the Arm and Hammer Wipes and drew her flat, upturned right hand from left to right under the bottom of the box.
Persons, male or female, who happen to interfere with someone else picking-up one of the opposite sex--the object. OR If perhaps your buddy walks up and says anything dumb while you are talking to a lady. A super-skinny girl who looks like she hasn't eaten in weeks. Example: Joe talks about how he's all about body acceptance and real women, but all he ever dates is sandwich girls. Used especially when you can't remember a specific word. Person who gets in the last remark, and it's usually sarcastic. Example: After months of sharp (and only rarely witty) criticism from Alan, Lisa decided to fight back in kind. The gulf that exists between the author and his sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it. Example: You've got to watch Chris--he'll scarf your runs. A person, generally a female, who you find to be at most social gatherings, usually just sitting around. The common occurence of a dinging sound accompanied by a brief flash of light, often found in cheesy commercials.